“Hello boys, and welcome to Sammie’s Sexy Sploshing. I’m ably assisted by MissT who will be doing everything I ask, so we have a variety of items to get me horribly messy, so where do I star?”
If you can think of a better thing to hear Sammie say directly into a camera, well…
Custard, cake batter, more custard, a big flan and cake sitting… what a treat!
